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Once upon a time in NYC, Hello Kitty shat an egg.

Unable to share the good news (as she had no mouth to speak of) and unable to determine the father (was it Pekkle? Pochacco? Sweet Coron? That threesome with Little Twin Stars? Or the bad boy Badtz Maru?), Hello gave it up for adoption by discreetly “donating” it to the annual White House Easter Egg-Roll. She tossed the egg into the Rose Garden, where the Bushies never found it (incapable as they were of finding anything, much less WMD’s in Iraq).

So the egg sat for days and days in the Rose Garden, waiting to be found and rescued, like those poor souls in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. It sat as all the B.S. that inundated the White House fertilized the ground around it, causing the grass to grow so fast that it buried the poor egg.

Blanketed by the thick layer of B.S. and sod, the egg was cozily insulated … until one day, there was a peep. Then, a crack. And finally, a fuzzy little head popped out of all that crap and Yello Chick sprang forth.

A bit dizzy from the fumes, Yello Chick hopped about until she came to roost on the information superhighway, where she learned all about  democracy from its greatest example - the world wide web.

And so, when Bush & Dick came to power and screwed with the great democracy known as America, Yello Chick vowed to help support the revolution on the Animal Farm they’ve made of the The States and advocate for the restoration of its freedoms, civil rights, and equality.

Yello Chick’s rallying cry? NO MORE W!!!

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